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What's a Parkinson's disease victim's least favorite song

Taylor Swift - Shake it off

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Lieutenant!

2. I once knew a guy who decorated his scrotum with ribbons and glitter.

That's pretty nuts...

3. How do baby geese get out of their shells?

They follow eggs-it signs.

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Banks need to do a better job of keeping their ATMs filled. I’ve been to 6 today and they all say “insufficient funds “

5. A gardener thought his neighbor was planting her flowers too close to his, so he called the police on her.

“Why did you do that?” his wife asked. “She was plotting against me!”

6. I saw there was a big sale at the lego store today

People were lined up for blocks

7. I bought a ticket to a comedy show in a library.

The only sound was the silence after each punchline.

8. What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

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One is Peter Parker, and the other is a pita parka

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